qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.1234567890@#$&*()'"%-+=/;:,.€£¥_^[]{}§|~…\<>!? 

When you’re so fucking bored that you get out your iPad/iPhone keyboard and type all the letters in order and then go to the number section and type all those keys in order and then go to the symbol section and type all those keys in order. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Friend 1: I’m bored
Friend 2: Type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and see what you end up with.
Friend 1: I did that already.
Friend 1: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.1234567890@#$&*()'"%-+=/;:,.€£¥_^{}§|~…\<>!?
Friend 2: *starts hyperventilating*

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.1234567890@#$&*()'"%-+=/;:,.€£¥_^[]{}§|~…\<>!? by Insert a creative pseudonym June 22, 2020

METHIONYLTHREONYLTHREONYGLUTAMINYLARGINYL … ISOLEUCINE 

Note the ellipses. All told, the full chemical name for the human protein titin is 189,819 letters, and takes about three-and-a-half hours to pronounce. The problem with including chemical names is that there’s essentially no limit to how long they can be. For example, naming a single strand of DNA, with its millions and millions of repeating base pairs, could eventually tab out at well over 1 billion letters.

METHIONYLTHREONYLTHREONYGLUTAMINYLARGINYL … ISOLEUCINE Is a very long word

METHIONYLTHREONYLTHREONYGLUTAMINYLARGINYL … ISOLEUCINE by Phoenix the primagen March 8, 2021

1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger…cock 

A way to loosen up the anus for anal sex.

Oh man, was it tight? Nah man, I used the 1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger…cock to get her ready.

1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger…cock by David S Pumpkins January 28, 2022

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Behold: The maximum boredom you can get on an iPhone in the english language. Not only did you type every variation of every letter, but every variation of every character in the entire english keyboard. Now the universe will implode and it's all your fault.

You: I'm gonna type qweèéêëëēėęrtyÿuûüùúūiîïíīįìoôöòóœøōõpaàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjklłzžźżxcçćčvbnñńm1234567890°-–—•/\:;()$₽¥€¢£₩&§@"”“„»«.…,?¿!¡'’‘`{}#%‰^*+=≠≈_\|~<>€£¥•.…,?¿!¡'’‘` instead of doing homework

Everyone: WAIT! THE UNIVERSE IS GONNA COLLAPSE!!1

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When your SO BORED that you go on a mobile device and type EVERY character that’s possible

Billy: I’m bored
Tom: have you Tried typing qweèéêëēėęrtÿyūúùüûuìįīíïîiõōøœóòöôopAaàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjkłlzžźżxcçćčvbńñnmQWEÈÉÊËĒĖĘRTŸYŪÚÙÜÛUÌĮĪÍÏÎIÕŌØŒÓÒÖÔOPAÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀSŚŠDFGHJKŁLZŽŹŻXCÇĆČBŃÑNM 123456789°0-–—•/\:;()₽¥€$¢£₩&§@«»„“”".…,?¿!¡`‘’'{}#%‰^*+≈≠=_\|~<>€£¥•.…,?¿!¡`‘’'?
Billy: Oh my god you’re a genius!

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erm… what the flip

when something weird just happened

i just blew up a hospital!

erm… what the flip

erm… what the flip by neowth September 26, 2023

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when ur holding alt and spamming every key

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