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slit and slat

A Brazilian wax; removal of pubic hair from the vagina and ass. The female version of back, crack, and sack.
Susie had her pubes waxed out of her slit and slat so that she could wear a tiny bikini on spring break without being embarrased by stray hairs.
by Suzanne R. December 9, 2008
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Wrist Slit

What I did to myself when I felt fucking depressed because my girlfriend doesn’t appreciate my micropenis
by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019
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Swamp Slit

A term used for females who have just gone through strenuous activity and they not only have swamp ass but they also are sweating profusely in the vaginal area.
"Hey Kevin, I've got swamp slit due to the massive amount of working out we did today!"
by Maggy March 6, 2004
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Hooker slit

A unnecessarily long slit in a skirt or dress. Usually reserved for women who shouldn't be wearing such things.
I could see that fat bitch's panties through her hooker slit.
by Piavenger July 22, 2011
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Slit hit

The female equivalent of getting kicked or punched in the private parts
Did you see that? Kayleigh took a direct slit hit right there
by Djcj3 October 11, 2020
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Junkie Slit

An extension for the popular Urban Dictionary entry Slit; which refers to women & their vagina's;

Junkie Slit is another derogatory word combination that describes the "females" or "ladies" referring to their only useful features, that are drug addicts, crack heads or frequent needle users from low-socioeconomic status (SES) households. Meaning they have little income or wealth usually found on unemployment benefits or faking a disability for a pension.

Junkie slit is usually a last resort when no other pussy can be found, most will suck you off for $20 work of amphetamine.
Jesus Christ! The "Junkie slit" in this town is fucking horrendous!

or

As a response to "So did you score some bitches partyin in the city last week?" "Nearly went home empty handed! But found some disgusting Junkie slit sitting on the curb on the way home, offered them a point each for half an hour of their time. I'll be taking antibiotics for the next four weeks though just in case."
by Butch23 February 22, 2022
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slitting edge

A cutting edge technology that is grossly overpriced, quickly outdated or just plain unnecessary, resulting in significant financial burden or buyer's remorse.
Instead of paying the rent, Al spent his $599 on a slitting edge iPhone.
by kris takahashi May 3, 2010
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