Haubenreiser Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill all of a woman's orifices with their meat and violently ejaculate their hot loads in her.

Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying that Haubenreiser Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!

by Jaron Aacobs December 22, 2024

Hot Sausage Oven

When you and multiple other people put your dicks in another guys ass and leave them in it for hours

Brayden: Ayden im gonna give you a hot sausage oven

Ayden: alright bro you're done

by Imgonnaputitinyourbutt December 25, 2024

Hot Frosty

"A hot frosty is when someone who is lactose intolerant drinks a gallon of milk then shits all over their friend's bare ass to the Harlem shake."

I can't believe you're just now finding out that Blippi did the hot frosty on that dude.

by Chromacorn December 27, 2024

NEW YORK HOT POCKET

The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.

I brought some New York hot pocket to my friends baby shower

by FAT ASS CHIGGA December 28, 2024

Frank's Red Hot

The act of spraying Bear-Mace on the testicles and then receiving Fellatio until Climax

I gave him the Frank's Red Hot and now I've gone blind in one eye

by TheMonsterUndermyBed December 28, 2024

Hot Dog

An American Taco

I had a hot dog at the ball park

by SS Nate1488 December 29, 2024

Hot urban slushy

When you enter a urban household at the middle of the night and shit and piss in every cup in the house and leave it for the house owner the next morning

im gonna leave a hot urban slushy in your house if you dont shut up retigga

by Lard ass monkey nigga December 29, 2024