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Cock-slapped

The female equivalent to being “pussy-whipped”. When a lady is down bad, head over heels, for someone.
Lady #1: “He’s beyond handsome. Smart, funny, gorgeous, caring — the whole package.”

Lady #2: “Sounds like you’re pretty cock-slapped for him.”
by BreezyVanillaBean June 30, 2022
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jousting cock

When two men run at each other, waving their dicks, and try to knock each other with them.
Damn, Jason has a real nice jousting cock, he knocked me down within 10 seconds.
by hyphrr January 18, 2018
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Molly cocked

When you hold a dildo and molly wap someone in the face
Dam you just molly cocked nick so hard
by Jimmy James jack October 10, 2021
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Nolan-Cocked

When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.
Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
by Iceyhott January 14, 2019
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Cock cheese

Cock rust is when you yellow stuff formed around your bellend when you haven’t wash your penis in a long time
Aww let me suck you off. Ewww what is that yellow stuff aw that’s just my cock cheese just suck around it no your fucking idiot you need to wash that and make sure you get in between the foreskin
by Cock cheeese June 6, 2018
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.
Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!
by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014
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Cock Rocked

Cock Rocked - when you feel off the charts chemistry with a guy and will literally act pussy whipped for that guy
what is the female equivalent for Pussy Whipped? - When He Walked into the room - my lady bits went haywire then we made eye contact instantly cock rocked as I approached him my whole body responded with Lust and want …. Thirst Trap Totes Cock Rocked
by NixXxdBliss February 16, 2023
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