A type of girl whose beauty is so startling and profound, indicating a papered cloistered existence - so perfect her parents must’ve bathed her in milk
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Reason is, Kevin, if I don't wear panties , they don't get crusty with dried up panty batter by the end of the night
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Get the Sean Bates mug.A northweigen battlepass is when a person is indulging in the act of playing any common shooter game for 43 minutes and decide to buy into its most common cash grab, the battle pass. But all of the sudden they just get fucked by will Schuster (a fictional character/NPC also referred to as the albino ender man) uncontrollably. This may result in the victim calling tech support to the relative game they were playing for instructions on how to refund their purchase or a suicide hotline.
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