by Frandy x Enrique December 18, 2024
When you drop your hot steamy load on your closet friend while they sleep to get them wide awake and ready for the day
My friend was having a hard time getting out of bed this morning so I had to give him a hot steamy expresso
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by marcinr June 06, 2014
(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 07, 2018
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