chill your shit

relax; calm down; do not over-react

Hey! Chill your shit!

by call me shley August 30, 2005

Infamous Shit Towel

In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses it, though it somehow makes it's way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.

As I came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, I soon noticed I had made a grave error, for I had grabbed The Infamous Shit Towel.

by Smitty Joe August 10, 2006

I have to shit

What you say when you have to shit.
(Usually happens in a bathroom on a toilet)

Dude 1: I have to shit
Dude 2: Thats good to know..

by KalebRunnells January 16, 2009

Fuck Your Shit

Fuck Your Shit- Like "Fuck You" , only used in more thought and depth. Used in strong disagreement , anger or dislike.

Fuck what you think, fuck what you have, fuck what you need, fuck what you want, fuck what you are, what you will be, where you've been.Everything to do with you and your issues.

Boss to employee- I need you to lie about what happened here. I can't tarnish my reputation for this, it'll be too much. My business will be fucked! You have to lie and take some of the responsibility for me.

Employee-Fuck Your shit !

by wishforwings December 21, 2010

Bust yo shit

To fuck up, to hurt your self

If you fall out of that tree you gonna bust yo shit bad man

by fucking niggas wont let me use my name January 9, 2008

Butter Yo Shit

An idiomatic phrase from "My Drunk Kitchen," which reminds its viewers of the importance of one's shit being buttered, especially if one expects it to have any taste or flavor. Crucial advice to remember when cooking shit-faced.

Dude, you want grilled cheese? First, butter yo shit!

by Sebastian Flyte August 1, 2011

Hoe-Ass Shit

The most irritating type behavior to encounter. Characterized by it’s signature abrupt sabbatoure style treachery, it often involves clearly intentional thought processes directed toward making life a living hell for no reason whatsoever at a very inopportune time. It can be exhibited by any individual anywhere, but is very commonly encountered in the adult entertainment industry when a bottom bitch has unexpectedly hit her mileage during a pivotal moment that causes unnecessary losses of both money and time. It will also manifest spontaneously from anyone in close vacinity while attempting to complete any meaningful task that will play a major role in making life a living hell in the very near future. During initial development, it is often overlooked for simple idiocy or otherwise routine retarded behavior. This type of undesirable situation always wastes copious amounts of time and resources fancying over frivolous, irritating bullshit. Whatever important bullshit that you were doing will be immediately stopped and forgotten about, forever. This condition can take anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks to resolve so don’t get in a hurry to do anything productive.

Pamela is on some hoe-ass shit tonight which means I’m not going to make money all night.

by GrandFinale501 December 18, 2018