Cock Top

A real dick head.

A smart ass ass hole.

He makes my blood boil when he talks shit like that to me! He’s a fucking Cock Top!

Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!

by Lala Anne April 14, 2023

Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.

I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.

by JBirch82 July 19, 2012

touch my cock

Dont actually thats not very nice of you to touch my cock

People nornally touch my cock bc it feels good

by Yourmotherisahottie August 15, 2023

Tic Tac Cock

A Penis the size of a tic tac

oi Tic Tac Cock Put Some fuckin Pants on Cunt

by Sir Fingerer February 6, 2025

Cock on a stick

Used like damn it or fuck! Controversial whether the cock is put on the stick like a hot dog or a corn dog, and whether it’s hard or flaccid.

Cock on a stick! I just realised I should have submitted that very important report yesterday.

by anotherswearword December 5, 2018

Air cock

flying cockroach

Did you see that air cock fly on me?

by fatso34 August 14, 2021

UnFed Cock

An unusually thin cock which signifies that a person is poverty-stricken.

James: Fobby, looks like you got an Unfed Cock their buddy.

Fobby: Yeah, wanna have a taste?

by The Man Man Man July 21, 2020