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Love

A lie we tell ourselves because apperenly fucking the first person you're even remotly attracted to is "inhumane". Pfft.
"What people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals ti breed."
- Rick Sanches
by Dave Nova May 27, 2017
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Love

When your director refuses to give you OpsGenie/Pagerduty because your department doesn't have enough money in their budget, but the Project Manager of another department sets aside their on funds for your investment.
When Steven set aside funds for pagerduty/opsgenie it was the first time anyone in the OCC felt loved
by bkapomatic April 1, 2021
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the chicken was lovely

A statement to indicate a break during or after a dramatic moment. To mean that "the chicken was lovely" means that the one uttering this statement either wants to leave the scene or take a dig on how appalling or dumb (or awkward) the moment was. This phrase is usually told by a bystander of the situation, but, at various times, an accused individual may also say it.
Example 1.
Bystander: "Well, the chicken was lovely, but I gotta go!" (leaves the scene)

Example 2.
Person A: "Wait, so YOU cheated on my husband?" (points to Person B)
Person B: "Oh! Well...the chicken was lovely, but I have to dip!" (leaves)
by DelightfulSpiderman July 31, 2025
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I love to shit on

You :)😘🥰😍
by Bad C dev November 6, 2024
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Jemgay loves me<3

A trans man named rio who has depression 3 siblings (probably) is bi and poly, has an amazing lover named solar. And his pronouns are he/him/they/them
Omg guys look! It’s jemgay loves me<3!! Let’s go give her a hug because he needs mental help
by Solar on discord July 21, 2022
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Neopolitan Love Fist

Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.
OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.
by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018
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Love rut

A woman's vagina, the wet and juicy center of a vagina.
I bet she has one nice love rut.
by Jippy Dimes February 10, 2022
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