cock me doodle brick

basically it means like fuck me. idk how just stop reading, get that into your head and go

cock me doodle brick daddy

by dingdongdoorditchh November 19, 2022

Alarm Cock

When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.

Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.

by Dr. Lewd May 3, 2018

giant cock

A big cock.

bro, my giant cock is ripping my underwear!

by MayoomiSauce May 20, 2022

Shaggers Cock

The implement/instrument used by someone holding the official capacity of a 'shagger'

Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans

'He wasn't feeling to good so he went to get a check up..

..he's only ended up with shaggers cock'

by The angry badger October 28, 2019

Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt

hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!

by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

Cock and ball torture is a medievil form of torture used around the 1600's. They performed this by grabbing mens "cock and balls" and then ripping them off. This is a brutal method and is strictly banned in all states of the U.S.A.

"Is he gettings his cock ripped off"
"Yep, its called cock and ball torture"

by Airy6000 August 2, 2022

COCK

a penis

wow nice cock babe
yes fuck it noW!!

by painiscupcake3 February 6, 2019