by Blvssfvl November 12, 2023
Get the giant horse cockmug. 
by dickfuck3000 May 9, 2022
Get the cock and ball tourturemug. always has a big one knows it’s way in bed always lays eggs greek tall and blue eyes and smallest cock you’ll see on one of these are 8 inches biggest 15
by alexthepimp February 3, 2022
Get the cockmug. (noun)
A person with refined taste in dick, they don’t fall for just any random dude with a pulse. A Cock Connoisseur studies the art, the energy, and the presentation of dick like a Michelin inspector with a clipboard. They chase the cock like a 90’s kid chased the original 151 Pokémon, they gotta catch, or taste, them all!
They can spot red flags faster than they can unzip a disappointment. They’ve sampled enough mediocrity to know what five-star service looks like and they don’t settle for less.
A person with refined taste in dick, they don’t fall for just any random dude with a pulse. A Cock Connoisseur studies the art, the energy, and the presentation of dick like a Michelin inspector with a clipboard. They chase the cock like a 90’s kid chased the original 151 Pokémon, they gotta catch, or taste, them all!
They can spot red flags faster than they can unzip a disappointment. They’ve sampled enough mediocrity to know what five-star service looks like and they don’t settle for less.
“Yeah, she’s seen it all. Man pulled out mid, and she left before the encore. A certified Cock Connoisseur.”
by REL3NTLESS October 25, 2025
Get the Cock Connoisseurmug. Everyone has seen it quiete small yet the females love it no one understands why. Maybe bc he is gay af and loves fucking hitman. "Where's hitman" like gtfoh obv in yo bed like tf.
by Baalo January 7, 2021
Get the Tacos cockmug. A slang used in the ultimate fight ''Dragonsong's Reprise (Ultimate)'' in Final Fantasy XIV to represent a run that has a clear potential.
by Daibuu February 19, 2024
Get the Purple cockmug.