Ball pudding

When you shut your pants and it cakes your balls

bro that last beer gave me ball pudding!

by Lada23 July 31, 2020

Shmeegie Balls

The word you say when you're frustrated, excited, or any other emotion. Typically used by spazzes in the sense of freaking out to make themselves laugh.

Boyne: *Misses a ball playing Rocket League*
"SHMEEGIE BALLS"

by Boyne Signski January 28, 2022

Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

Chucking balls

The act of emptying ones balls onto the face of a nearby hoe.

Erik was spent after chucking balls on your sister's eagerly awaiting face.

by VON SNOOZE July 16, 2016

indian sun balls

An Indian sunburn on your nuts, when you rub your hands back and forth on the ballsack until it gets a sunburn like tendernous

Jim “how did Alex get into the frat so easy”
Tom “every current member had to give him Indian sun balls by sliding there hands back in forth until he has a sunburn on his balls!”
Jim “sounds great when can I start!”

by Mandingolll January 10, 2018

Hot Ball Fiancé

A male, that drives around town in his sports car pulling ass and looking for his future ex wife. He finds pleasure in dressing up and flirting with the opposite sex in public.

Damn there goes Alana’s hot ball fiancé. He’s really hot ballin tonight.

by DonJon86 March 30, 2022

Monkey balls

Monkey balls is a term that is used to mock people of the LGBTQ+ community and the Dream SMP fandom when talking to cosplayers on Omegle. the slang 'monkey balls' consists of two words, monkey, meaning a small to medium-sized primate that typically has a long tail, most kinds of which live in trees in tropical countries. and balls meaning testicles. This is often used when DanganRonpa cosplayers are being suspicious.

person a:

''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:

''monkey balls, monkey balls!''

by dicknballs606 March 23, 2022