Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.

My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk

by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020

Rice man dan

A cool Asian with lots of rice stored at his house

Hey aren't you rice man dan?

by Kollc January 23, 2015

Good Law Man

Best exemplified by Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane, until they screwed him out of his pension!

Random Citizen: Roscoe was a good law man. That was, until they voted to not award him his pension.

by EagleAS October 28, 2018

Star Fish Man

It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.

The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.

Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.

"Dude Star Fish Man just fucked my mom and posted it on pornhub! Looks like I'm gonna have a sibling after all..."

by Star Fish Man March 15, 2022

lol oof man

Some annoying guy on the internet.

Ugh, lol oof man is bothering me

by lol oof man November 10, 2019

Blind Man Choker

when a man places one testicle on each eyeball and his penis in her mouth, this is difficult to do unless the man has a rather large sac and the girl has a low self-esteem.

Dude! I totally gave my ex a Blind Man Choker last night! She totally deserved it!

by Chubert October 25, 2010

what the chick man

What the chick man is widely used by people who go by the names of Eva, Payton, Evan, Sam, Zander, and Lullaby. It is used when one says something very fucking dumb like themselves.

DP: Dewey Is the worst character ever and he deserves to die alone, that worthless fuck.

*side eye* “What the chick man

Or

LA: you should leave ace for me

EA: what the chick man?

by Dan Te June 27, 2023