Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Cotton balls

Old man that has gets blue balls

Madwolf got cotton balls when classy the master shagger gave him the wrong directions to her house

by Ruinsomuras May 1, 2019

Glue Balls

A phrase describing the condition when a person begins perspiring and their scrotum keeps sticking to one of their legs.

Jim was rolling commando working out in the yard yesterday and ended up with a bad case of Glue Balls.

by j3ogr3 April 21, 2022

Balls

big round things near ur cock

Jacob has very tiny balls

by i hate my ex September 8, 2023

balls

balls lol

"balls"
"balls haha"

by ballslololol August 15, 2022

ball park wiener

Getting fucked up the asshole while watching baseball

"Yo I gave her the ball park wiener "

by AgentWashington March 9, 2017

Beat the Golf Ball

When a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life - therefore rising to a higher level of society. One who accomplishes "beating the golf ball" can also be known as a Taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as "...my Lord" "...your Majesty" or "...his Greatness".

Ah man, Taylor's boss! He beat the golf ball!

by The_New_Guy August 17, 2009