Love

A lie

Person A: I love you
Person B: liar
OR
Person A: I love you
Person B: *laughs histerically*

by MagnificentBitch June 28, 2018

Love

Unfortunately, what people call love is just a chemical reaction in the brain that compels animals to breed. It hits hard at first, but then slowly fades, leaving you stranded.

Boy: What is love?
Wise Elder: Unfortunately, what people call love is just a chemical reaction in the brain that compels animals to breed. It hits hard at first, but then slowly fades, leaving you stranded.

by mr_candyman July 3, 2018

Love crime

Love Crime:The opposite of hate crime; The act of showing so much unconditional positive regard to people that it’s otherwise considered criminal by today’s standards.

Love Crime: My ancestors should have given your ancestors a big A$$ hug instead of being complete D%^ks to them since they were all immigrants!

“Fu#%k yeah if you don’t give me a hug now, I’m gonna and come get one!”

by Dom-the-creator July 4, 2018

Love

Love is the feeling that you feel that you feel what you feel that you feel what you never felt before when you felt it.

Feel it, love, you'll know then.

by maggiekiss July 13, 2018

thin love

Giving or receiving small amounts of affection to someone

Jennifer acted thin loved around Brian after breaking up with him

by Flowt July 14, 2018

Cucumber love

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

Mom get out of my room it’sy cucumber love time !!

by Who-bob-what-penis July 15, 2018

magnetic love

It's when you have a relationship with someone else that makes everybody around you jealous.

Guy: "Boy, that guy is so lucky! His girlfriend is the famous girl in the school! I hate him."
SomeoneOverThere: "Yeah! It's like a magnetic love that attracts everyone! He's such a lucky one. I wish I could be him!"

by Chrononimo July 24, 2018