loose ball mother

something good happened/good

guy 1: I am dead
guy 2: loose ball mother

by looseballson October 9, 2020

ball pit warrior

An individual who has earned the contempt of others for having refused to go outside and interact with human beings and developing basic social skills, that surround themselves with other like minded socially stunted people.

One gets the occasional ball pit warrior on twitter who is unable to grasp reality

by CptAwesomesauce May 23, 2018

Whiffle-Ball

A combination of marijuana (weed) & caffeine.

A speed ball is coke & heroin but a Whiffle-Ball is caffeine and weed. I don't mess with the hard stuff, let's make a Whiffle-Ball and go to the movies.

by Sweetie-Pie-1968 June 17, 2021

Belle of the ball

A manlet in any social situation. Due to the self-evident fact that the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy is constantly towered over by every man, women and child that he unwisely comes into contact with, like the dwarfishly diminutive manlet fairy that he obviously is and despite his gnomish manletspeak tall tales and the high heels that he wears even in bed, there remains zero doubt that the maddeningly microscopic midget manlet is the belle of the ball wherever his stubby, little legs take him and that no amount of manlet cope or manlet rage can ever change the certainty of this universal truth. Especially in prison. Manlets, when will they learn?

Correctional officer 1: Call for backup! Why are those two manmores fighting? Correctional officer 2: Just chill. They are battling it out over that girlishly giggling prison wife manlet over there. He's the belle of the ball in here anyway. Correctional officer 1: You're right. Lol, doesn't he look cute in his improvised short shorts? Correctional officer 2: Hahahahaha! He sure does. Correctional officer 1: Manlets rise up!

by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024

Ball Tea

The act of getting a female sex partner to fill her mouth with warm water and dipping your balls in her mouth like a tea bag.

Hey bro you're glowing today,

Yup stephanie let me ball tea her last night!

by Pudgyunic0rn October 30, 2020

scooch my balls

When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.

"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"

by anonymous December 29, 2022

Balls in her Sauce

When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your balls.

Moby Dick: Dude I put my balls in Snickers sauce last night.

Friend: Damn dude. I wanna put my balls in someones sauce!

Dude. I put my balls in her sauce last night.

by Snickers101 June 12, 2018