Fortnite Pro Syndrome

For the ##### (In Paris) that is adick ted to fornie and is like like really pretty beutifla bad cuz my boyfin gof is an he jus slap me cusz i ain a fonie pro cuaz he is.

fisth ass ##### (In Paris) yur iiss nod a fonie proz lik i am an is not good i bea t ass (your) coma Fortnite Pro Syndrome

by Fortnite Pro Doctor February 2, 2022

Hadfield Syndrome

When an adolescent male in his first year at uni overcompensates for his shit football skills and poor grafting technique by making a football team so he can be "player-manager"

Did you hear about the new football team Sam started? Clearly he's got Hadfield Syndrome!

by Hadfield Syndrome February 3, 2022

Bad Mitt Syndrome

BMS also known as bad mitt syndrome is a syndrome affecting facial shape and structure making it appear uglier. It effects ugly people and is transmissible.

Bro this school is so ugly bad mitt syndrome runs through it

by milesmoore February 3, 2022

Rapid Tolerance Syndrome

When using opioid substances or a number of drugs for years , one develops a tolerance and can use large quantities. When abstinent for a period of time and restarting use of the drug, the same tolerance that took years to develop, is achieved rapidly, in a few days.

Joe blo suffers from Rapid Tolerance Syndrome and after 1 year in recovery and starting back on heroin, he was back up to 1 gram doses within a week.

by Jimi7849 February 3, 2022

Tourette syndrome

A disorder where you swear

Person 1 FUCK SHIT BITCH ASS DICK DAMNIT FAGGOT COCK WHORE

Person 2 You have tourette syndrome

by Boogereater69 February 4, 2022

Barista Syndrome

The uncomfortable feeling any sensible human experiences when they don’t know whether or not the person they are talking to is hitting on them. Similar to the stereotype of coffee shop baristas, barista syndrome can apply to anyone.

Person 1: Hey man, what’s wrong?

Person 2: I don’t know man, I’m getting mad barista syndrome from that girl at the bar.

by Intercom Radio February 6, 2022

Ogre Syndrome

Ogre Syndrome, more commonly known as Maskfishing, is a phenomenon which is seen when individuals, most often females, look much different with their mask off than they do with their mask on, being much much less attractive.

Guy 1: Bro you seen Becky without her mask on?
Guy 2: Yeah bro she look like an ogre
Guy 1: That’s that ogre syndrome

by Kureitaro February 7, 2022