white girl syndrome

A syndrome in which cisgender men are only attracted to white girls typically found in college bars with crop tops, skinny jeans, and air force 1’s.

Identifiable by their clumpy mascara, a fake tan, and bleached hair.

guy 1: Bro look at this girl on instagram. She is exactly my type.

guy 2: Yeah bro, of course she’s your type. You got white girl syndrome.

by suzmae January 29, 2022

Golden Ball Syndrome

When a man believes that he is in complete control of his child or children along with their mother. He will continue this belief rather he is in a relationship with the child’s mother or not. Often using the child for their own gain. A female version of this syndrome would be Golden Uterus Syndrome.

Golden ball syndrome: “I can do whatever I want regardless of any opinion or court order”

by Island_Girl98 January 29, 2022

stinky balls syndrome

Someone who suffers from chronic ball stink

Greg: Should we invite John to our poker game tonight?
Crystal: No he never showers, he's got stinky balls syndrome!
John: I'm da best 😎

by TransRightsAndWobblyCats January 29, 2022

Idiot syndrome

People who believe other idiots. They also go and show their idiocy. Idiot syndrome is easily spreadable

List of symptoms:
-Falls for misinformation
-Below avarge iq
-Believing in stupid things
-Idiocy
Symptoms that develop after 2-8 weeks:
-Believing earth is flat
-Believing in santa claus
-Believing video games cause violence
-Believing vaccines cause autism
-Believing mental disorder dont exist
-Believing viruses dont exist

Idiot syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persists for 2 weeks
-Goes out and shares their idiocy

Idiot syndrome background:
There was a one idiot on phone who decided to write up about idiot syndrome on urban dictionary

Idiot syndrome cure and treatment:
Currently there is no cure for idiot syndrome. However there are 2 treatments know as special needs school, and fact check. They decrease idiocy and increase intelligence.

Idiot syndrome cases:
4,800,986,012 (uprising)

These cases include:
-Tiktokers
-Urban dictionary voulnteer editors who decide which definition they will accept
-One idiot who decided make this definition
-Discord moderators
-Reddit users
-Reddit moderators
-Twitter users
-Urban dictionary definition makers
-Prank channels
-Reaction channels
-Logan and Jake Paul followers

Idiot syndrome prevention:
-High intellect
-Early education
-Good parenting

Whoa, why cases are this big?

Cause idiot syndrome is easily transmitable

by Notmelol123 January 30, 2022

Greetings Syndrome

It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.

Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior

Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications

-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone

Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications

Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet

Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can

Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases

Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy

If Greetings Syndrome was real, would it be more like this? Or more like other disorder variant?

by Notmelol123 January 31, 2022

Bienstockholm syndrome

Bienstockholm syndrome is an emotional response to the alluring effects of finance punk. It happens to some Instagram users when they have positive feelings towards content posted by internationally renowned artist-provocateur Alex Bienstock.

“I’ve been lost in the scroll for the last three hours. I’m late to work. I think I have the Bienstockholm syndrome.”

by Bienstockaddict69 February 2, 2022

Bienstockholm syndrome

Bienstockholm syndrome is an emotional response to the dizzying effects of peak financepunk. It happens to some Instagram users when they have positive feelings towards content posted by internationally renowned renaissance man artist-provocateur Alex Bienstock.

“I’ve been lost in the scroll for three hours. I’m late to work. I must have Bienstockholm syndrome.”

by Bienstockaddict69 February 2, 2022