Madixi normus is a syndrome not all males are born with. It’s genetically passed sometimes it can skip a child, But once you have the disease you will continue to have symptoms for the remainder of your life
Symptoms include:
: Longstroking
: heavy jeans
: occasional irritation or discomfort
: “ The Print” or malecameltoe
:hanglow (symptoms that is almost immediately active when u have this disease.
Having this syndrome will force you to buy bigger pants sweat pants are usually not a smart choice with having the Madixi normous disease!!!! women tend to go crazy and turn it changes their emotions And intensify’s
Doctors are usually helpless in this kind of sen of this syndrome
Symptoms include:
: Longstroking
: heavy jeans
: occasional irritation or discomfort
: “ The Print” or malecameltoe
:hanglow (symptoms that is almost immediately active when u have this disease.
Having this syndrome will force you to buy bigger pants sweat pants are usually not a smart choice with having the Madixi normous disease!!!! women tend to go crazy and turn it changes their emotions And intensify’s
Doctors are usually helpless in this kind of sen of this syndrome
I went to the doctor for my monthly physical, And he says I’m showing symptoms of madixi normus syndrome
by Dr. Fell good July 19, 2021
Get the Madixi normus syndrome mug.Madixi normus is a syndrome not all males are born with. It’s genetically passed sometimes it can skip a child, But once you have the disease you will continue to have symptoms for the remainder of your life
Symptoms include:
: Longstroking
: heavy jeans
: occasional irritation or discomfort
: “ The Print” or malecameltoe
:hanglow (symptoms that is almost immediately active when u have this disease.
Having this syndrome will force you to buy bigger pants sweat pants are usually not a smart choice with having the Madixi normous disease!!!! women tend to go crazy and turn it changes their emotions And intensify’s
Doctors are usually helpless in this kind of sen of this syndrome
Symptoms include:
: Longstroking
: heavy jeans
: occasional irritation or discomfort
: “ The Print” or malecameltoe
:hanglow (symptoms that is almost immediately active when u have this disease.
Having this syndrome will force you to buy bigger pants sweat pants are usually not a smart choice with having the Madixi normous disease!!!! women tend to go crazy and turn it changes their emotions And intensify’s
Doctors are usually helpless in this kind of sen of this syndrome
I went to the doctor for my monthly physical, And he says I’m showing symptoms of madixi normus syndrome
by Dr. Fell good July 19, 2021
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Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
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Get the Polished Turd Syndrome mug.An all too common syndrome that the people of Toledo, Ohio suffer from. Symptoms include no sense of style, a hunchback, shitty haircut, low ambition, working a factory job, being overweight and/or ugly, poor grammar/pronunciation despite education, idolizing the lifestyle of rappers however unable to live it, using pills, criticizing drug use that is not marijuana, psychedelics, or pharmaceuticals, favoring college football, no social ability or skills, conceiving children before or soon after graduating high school, soundcloud rapping, simping, resenting anyone who has self-respect, and lastly, takes no responsibility.
Example 1: “I wear a fucking suit and tie to Grandma Parsley’s funeral and the entire Mulcher family starts to think I’m rich! These idiots have Toledo Syndrome.”
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Example 2: “I hung out at that dude Kevin’s house. Place is a fucking mess, whole house smells of shit and everyone’s high off their ass from LSD and Joey’s doped out on a perc. I decide to do a line of coke and suddenly I’m a junkie!”
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