Alarm Cock

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.

Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."

by Blackfat August 17, 2018

jockey cock

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.

Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

A device used for misbehaved males or used as a sex device for highly aroused men. The device will wrap around the user's testicles and "grab" his penis and basically torture it

Person 1: I shall take you to my lair and use my Cock and Ball Torture device on you!
Male: NO I WON'T BE A MISBEHAVED MAN ANYMORE PLEASE DON'T USE THE Cock and Ball Torture device on me!

by Paul Newman Solomon III P.h.D November 27, 2022

cock a doodle doo

a redneck expression to say what's up

cock a doodle doo house farm life bobs

by hijon November 21, 2018

cock ridden

When you care about the boy way too much and always wanna know where he is & what he is doing 24/7, chase him and put him before kids if you have them

She's so cock ridden

by Kisssxxx June 20, 2017

Verbally Cock-Sucking

A barrage of unjustified compliments directed to someone for no reason at all except to pleasure their ego.

Gus: Damn, Jeff, you are so cool and funny and smart.
Carl: This guy is Verbally Cock-Sucking Jeff.

by Rory-i-the-phrase-making-guy February 23, 2021

Cock burger

A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.

Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!

Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?

Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024