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wind-shear

Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.
Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.
by QuacksO November 18, 2025
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the way of the wind

When something happens and you can't explain the how or the when, it just does and it happens so fast you can't explain it to anyone.
Yup Blockbuster is gone. Sally said.
Yup it went the way of the wind. John replied.
by Eggspectacular7 December 5, 2025
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