Wanker

A man that likes to be alone with his thoughts - Ted Lasso

Crowd Cheering "WANKER! WANKER" spawned this quip when lasso's son asked 'dad, what's a wanker?'

by notawanker December 25, 2023

Trophy wanker

A man who wanks over trophys

You fucking trophy wanker

by Thecreatorofthedictonariy January 18, 2020

Ankle Wanker

An individual who has a minimum gap of 5cm between the end of their shoe and the hem of their pant leg. Note that the pants worn by the individual must exceed the knee and be rolled up in some capacity. Generally the desired effect is fashion with a slight cooling benefit.

Joe has gone full ankle wanker with his pants today.

by ankle_wanker November 28, 2018

Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches

He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!

by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022

bunny wanker

A toss pot on COD who jumps up and down.

Fu*k I got killed by a bunny wanker

by ..@..@.. January 29, 2021

New Wanker

1. A person who resides in New York that is unpleasant.
2. Someone who is driving a vehicle with a New York license plate who is an idiot or rude.
3. One who lives in New York and thinks that they are all that.

That New Wanker just cut me off. What an asshole!

I know I can be a Connecticunt, but he was the biggest New Wanker I've ever encountered. What a dick!

by Lynerally February 7, 2024

Weenie-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.

Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Weenie-Wanker!

by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024