Wanker

Nice person

Omg he bought me this he’s such a “wanker”
omg he bought be this he’s such a “nice person

by nejdjdks March 15, 2022

Wanker

A really nice person

jeff:hey, i got you lunch!
you: thanks jeff! you're such a wanker!

by disturbation April 29, 2021

Piss wanker

Someone who really ballsed up and needs some sense knocking into them in the form of a meaningless insult

Why would you do that you piss wanker!?

by Baggimac October 5, 2023

Buss wanker

A buss wanker is a dipshit ,twat or idiot originated from Inbetweeners

You buss wanker

Your an absolutely buss wanker

by Rubykennyx June 12, 2020

bartle wanker

A wild rif raf who wanks off in class

It’s a bartle wanker

by Skinny wanker October 17, 2017

Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.

That guy over there is such a poo wanker..

by nofun March 16, 2014

dryrobe wanker

The dryrobe wanker (DRW) title is attributed to an individual who dons a dryrobe to project an image that they might partake in water sport related hobbies such as open water swimming, triathlon or paddling boarding. The unfortunate reality is in the majority of cases these caped crusaders live in land locked counties miles from a significant body of open water, and are more likely to be perusing the weekly deals in middle of Lidl. The predominant use for these quilted changing robes are more often than not either childcare related, or walking for their dog in it's colour matched dryrobe jacket. DRW evangelists ensure they conform to the pre-requisite outfit of beanie hat, DR and Crocs (usually in sport mode), with the ultra committed sporting a Volkswagen T series van with Dryrobe seatcovers. The less overt DRW is likely to favour the urban camo design to fly under the radar in public.

"Look Shazney, there's a pair of pink crocs walking themselves into Lidl '"

"Holy shit Carmel, look closer, that's one of them dryrobe wanker in a camo cape, owners gone into full predator mode"

by Gordon is a moron December 2, 2024