wacky waffle

When you take a shower start beating your meat, shit yourself and then waffle stomp your shit down the drain!

Jerry did a wacky waffle in the shower last night.

by shaman _u1trastrong January 7, 2021

getting waffled

When you get tricked to sit on a waffle and its now stuck up your ass

Jim: can you come over
john: No sorry i'm to busy getting waffled

by ifjsajfoiewajfoawe July 15, 2020

Confidence Waffle

A person who stumbles to defeat due to their lack of confidence.

John was such a confidence waffle at the bar, he didn't talk to anyone.

by Random22222 June 2, 2017

waffle cum

Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.

Hey man, want some waffle cum?

by ayylmao3254 February 4, 2018

waffle sister

When 2 friends sleep with the same person.. They become waffle sisters..

Judy and Susie both slept with Joe, so now they are waffle sisters

by Jlyn1011 July 25, 2017

cunt waffle

A person who looks like a flattened vagina.

"You look like a cunt waffle."

by MidnightRush April 19, 2017

flat waffle

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.

Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."

by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017