Tree Blood

Alternate word for 100% pure Maple syrup!

Yo make me some pancakes i am dying to pour some tree blood all over them bad boys!

by RyoHazukisan January 29, 2015

The Hobbs Tree

The Hobbs Tree is a curious sexual endeavour originating on the southern coast of England. Usually performed by men with unfortunate hairlines and terrible comb-overs, upon their unwitting, and soon to be damaged girlfriends. The male, after a healthy and indeed sloppy helping of foreplay, places their face within their female's vagina, who should be placed on her shoulders facing upwards with her legs akimbo at a 180 degree angle. Upon the disappearance of the face, all that will be visible is the sparse locks of curly, combed over hair, now nestled between two outstretched legs, like the leaves and branches of a tree.

I know me got no hair. But it mean me and julie can do The Hobbs Tree every night, me love the taste of me julie.

by bencurryy May 3, 2022

Tree Surgeon

a person who regulary engadges in sexual relationships with people who are fat.

He is such a Tree Surgeon!

A large person also known as a 'tree'

by Ben Jenkison May 14, 2008

Mary Tree

A Special Tree located in Tyria Guild Wars which casts shield of regeneration to whoever goes near it.

Wow last night I was outside Deldimor Camp and i got SoR from a Tree!

Yeah its the Mary Tree, happens quite often but its remote.

by Last of the Masters November 2, 2007

Bean Tree

The bean tree can be seen at its full growth usually during the morning hours when first awaken. Previously known as the morning wood the been tree has an elongaded shaft and a bushy ball like foleage. The bean tree has been known to give mushroom tatoos and if the wind is just right a cock tap or two.

Why in gods name did you just kick me in the "bean tree."

Wood has a little "Bean Tree!"

There are four "been trees" in essex place 108

by Dan Costello March 15, 2005

Tree Hugger

A person who is alone in life, but not a nerdy person. They love nature, because it treats them better than most people. Doesn't have many friends. If you see a Tree Hugger, comfort them.

Guy: "Dude, that guy is such a Tree Hugger!"

Girl: "I feel bad for him."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because he has to hug trees to get away from the pain of real people."

by GreenQueen14 July 17, 2014

Dirty Tree

A scottish slang word used to describe a blonde on camera.

Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree

by lunchie85 November 16, 2012