Power Glove

When your buddy gives you a handjob while you watch porn with your hands behind your head, kicked back. His job is to pretend your dick is his, and he has to show you his technique for milking his knuckle babies on your penis.

We'd play Nintendo for a little while, then our boners would need attention and it wasn't long before Dave was entranced putting his Power Glove technique onto my big polish pecker. I sprayed the ceiling.

by Str8Bros July 02, 2014

Power swiping

swiping right on Tinder uncontrollably

When A K was on route he got 21 matches

He must be power swiping!

by Power Swiping January 28, 2017

Power Fail

When someone fails so hard they must call fail upon themselves.

You: "Wow did you see my layup?"
Guy: "Ya that was horrible."
You: "I know right Power Fail"

by Tterragmanraf September 02, 2009

Mine Power

Mine Power, or DT, is a deterministic person who plays Plants vs. Zombies mods and a co-developer of ECLISE.

DT Succ - Mine Power when he was forced to restart a level after losing a lawnmower.

by Absolutionist February 05, 2021

power kiss

holding the other persons back of the head while kissing

She didnt know it but he was making her power kiss

by Pat P. May 01, 2007

Birthday Powers

Powers gained during one's Birthday. An form of manipulation only available on the day of one's Birth

Guy 1: Get me a beer
Guy 2: Get it yourself
Guy 1: I use my Birthday Powers, get me a beer
Guy 2: Fine.

by That HK Guy December 01, 2011

Power Donkey

Someone who has failed their way to the top, and is incapable of recognizing their failure as such.

Aka: a player who has failed their way to the top ranking of a game, yet still fails at the basics of the game.

"dude, don't be a Power Donkey, you can do this"

"dude, look at this Power Donkey fail all over the place."

by malusDiaz March 07, 2013