Apple Pound

When you fuck a warm expired apple pie

I caught my friend Earl Apple pounding an expired apple pie

by Tremdom January 29, 2025

short pound

When 12oz is referred to as a "pound" instead of the proper 16oz.

~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.

~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(

by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

One of the best songs of all time!

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn

by V8sforlife July 31, 2023

pounding panda

Male is panda, female is bamboo. Missionary bear hug and nibble on her neck /ear (like the leaves on a bamboo tree) pound away ... the pounding panda

Him: Whats your favorite position?
Her: The pounding panda.
Him: Mine too. Lets do it.

by Terzouhoe April 21, 2018

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

A meme that made a comeback recently for some reason. It’s self explanatory.

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

by glubglubglubglub July 17, 2025

Eden Pound

Eden Pound is a stereotypical neek that has a fetish for getting dicked down consistently 3 times a week

Yo Brian i heard you did an Eden Pound last week

by FaultySpork December 14, 2023

Wreck Pound

When Allen gets drunk and pounds the shit out of some chick so when she wakes up she feels like she's been in a car wreck. Allen is a badass mo fo and will wreck pound you if he gets the chance when he's drunk, it's a pounding you will never forget because you may need medical treatment.

Damn, that chick looks like she got Wreck Pounded last night!!!

by aa01 November 13, 2012