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small dog theory

Similiar to the Hoop Earring Theory. The size of the dog correlates the level of a woman's promiscuity. The smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.
"Hey man, I met this girl at the dog park. She's got a chihuahua, and she seems into me."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."
by PhinTheHumanZ February 3, 2018
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Fridge Fuzz Theory

The fridge fuzz theory suggests that the constant sound or 'Fuzz' that your fridge produces, subconsciously balances your psyche. If this 'Fuzz' were to suddenly disappear, it would cause all sorts of pandemonium; in your body, mind, soul and spirit. The fabric of reality will collapse around you and life as you know it will not be the same until the 'Fuzz' returns.
This element of everyday life does not need to be there, but the fact that it exists is an example of the fridge fuzz theory.
by classyquail October 7, 2023
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critical based theory

mac and zach isn’t just a religion. we now mac and zach are exist, we can see them. therefore mac and zach are an academic study.
honey, our son just carved “this machine runs on cum” into his skull. i didn’t realize they were teaching critical based theory in 8th grade already?!
by came gang March 25, 2022
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Theory of Constant Kabazie

A person that is annoying 85% of the time and the other 15% youre already so pissed off it doesnt matter
You can use the theory of constant kabazie to determine which of your friends is like that.
by HAIRLESS YETI January 11, 2016
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Evolutionary Masculinity Theory

The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.
The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.
by zeezer43 July 17, 2021
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Trickle-down Theory

The theory or belief that one only needs to apply soap to the head or hair during a shower, as it will "trickle down", affecting the whole body during cleansing.
Foo: "Dude, how do you take such fast showers?"
Bar: "Simple economics... Trickle-down Theory.'
by averagebrine November 11, 2022
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The Denim Suit Theory

A situation where the female salesperson or counterpart is so hot she can convince the male party to do something stupid, like buy a denim suit.
That bar clearly use The Denim Suit Theory for their hiring policy.
by PartyInternational June 4, 2018
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