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Steven

Some of the best people in the world, the kind of person everyone likes. Kind, really smart, snarky, and funny. A good friend and a better boyfriend. May also have musical talent depending on which species of Steven, the organism is. Not to be confused with Stephen.
Sophie, in the middle of her conversation with James: " Hi Steven!"
Steven : "Oh hi! How did you do on your test?"
Sophie: "100! Thanks to your help!"
Steven: "Wow, you did great!"
One conversation later
Sophie: "Wow, Steven is so helpful... I think I have a crush on him..."
James: "I'm now gay and wish he would talk to me more"
by WiseWorder November 23, 2023
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Weird Steven

A version of Steven, related to The Steven Theory. After he has been awake for ten hours he becomes "weird Steven" and starts arguments and is generally just annoying.
by polyatail November 14, 2022
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Steven Clark

The thickest most voluptuous ass you will ever encounter. His veiny cock is so massive it has been compared to the Hindenburg. Unequivocal, undefeated reining champion of the sex olympics.
Did you hear Steven Clark electrocuted a student to death for being 3 seconds late to class?!!

Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..
by Kuhm lord November 29, 2021
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Steven Sadness

Jordan is being such a Steven Sadness right now
by wherethepuckisthefuck August 7, 2024
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Steven

please stop saying he has a huge dick please.
steven has a 3 cm
by ilovemilfssssss May 9, 2022
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describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people
'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."
by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024
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steven shimomoura

"Everyone: Sure"
"Steven Shimomoura: Perhaps"
by SickDuck42 November 26, 2019
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