The tasty kake bandit

A sneaky little boi with a mustache And a itty-bitty goatee Who loves his tasty cakes yummy yummy yummy

“Hey boss what happened to all the tastykakes”
“Oh god oh god we got hit by the dastardly the Tasty kake bandit.oh no he must’ve waddled away with them“
“Ong?”

by TheGrozzlyBear August 31, 2022

boohoo bandit

Someone who can often be seen at parties wearing boohoo.com clothing. This person is very stylish due to the varied refreshing affordable stylish catalog of boohoo.com

That's Ashley, he is really a boohoo bandit!

by bigdpurpletip September 12, 2022

Broomstick Bandit

Term for someone involved in shoving a broomstick in the ass of another.

"Yeah man didn't you hear that the Broomstick Bandits got him?"

by Big Chub Chub November 16, 2022

912 bandit

Brynley Meeks.

Someone who’s tried to sleep with the entire 912.

Oh, you’ve heard of her. She’s the 912 bandit

by jimmyjohns November 30, 2022

Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.

Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"

by Bhetty November 30, 2022

Cheese Bandit

A Cheese Bandit is someone who would be described as sly, sneaky, slimy and cheesy.

Synonyms: Scoundrel, Suspicious, Devious, Aloof.

I tell you what, that guy is a proper Cheese Bandit. He stinks of cheese the slithery bitch.

by Fiber7 April 25, 2022

Tunnel bandit

One Individual who purposely loves anal from other males

“Oh I’m such a tunnel bandit in bed”

by Wolfdiary1038 May 6, 2022