Wind baby

A fart that resembles the sound of a crying baby

I just wind babied and it smelled like garbage.

The officer thought he heard a crying infant but it was just a wind baby.

by River Stone March 3, 2022

Bee in the wind

Having a hard time with the current conditions, much like bees have a hard time flying when the winds are too harsh.

Works been so hectic today, I feel like a bee in the wind.

by anonymous January 21, 2026

Taking the wind with the horses

Taking a joke too far

"Hey man can I see your toes?"
"Now you're just taking the wind with the horses"

by HorsesSquib February 24, 2026