Danny Jones Syndrome

A person who is naturally dumb/stupid or clumsy can be said to have Danny Jones Syndrome. The kind who accidently walks into things or drops important objects. Sounds naturally dopey when they talk. Name taken from the guitarist of British pop band McFly, who could be said to have the original Danny Jones Syndrome.

My Dad's such a 'tard, he forgot my Birthday again! He must have a case of Danny Jones Syndrome!

by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009

Davy Jones Syndrome

Davy Jones Syndrome is best Described as the Other end of Love Blindness or Obsession, It is also the Terrible Aftermath of Large-Scale Goldigging or having a Camgirlfriend, For instance, If a Guy(We'll Call a "Davy") falls madly in Love with a Girl(We'll call a "Calypso"), and that Girl offers similar Affection, but at a price, Such as Money, Favours or Other Things, Sometimes the "Davy" offers the "Calypso" things and gives anything at the cost of their own Wellbeing and Health (Literally giving their Heart away, like Davy Jones),If the "Calypso" who is using the "Davy" gets what they want, they will then Leave or Ghost the "Davy" until they Lose interest, this doesn't usually happen, and the Poor soul who has been Used continues to try and talk to them or contact them, they then realise that and feel Betrayed and used, resulting to them feeling enraged and Angered, despising anyone who they associate with the "Calypso", this makes the "Davy" extremely hostile any new form of Love or Affection, because that "Calypso" was everything to them, If that "Calypso" reconciles with the "Davy" the Syndrome Ceases or is Nulled for a Perioid of Time, But it leaves the "Davy" at risk of doing everything they did before.

Lionel: "Did you hear that Emily Blocked Steve?"
Brian: "Yeah, He's not reacting well, he's acting as he'll Never Love Again"
Lionel: "Sounds like a Proper Case of Davy Jones Syndrome"

by Minitru January 4, 2019

John Paul Jones

Father of the American navy, and captain of the Bonhomme Richard. He is known for uttering the infamous words "I have not yet begun to fight" when asked if he surrendered by captain of the Serapis.

Me: "Have you ever heard of John Paul Jones?"

Friend: "Like, the bassist from Led Zeppelin?"

Me: "No, the Scottish sex god of naval warfare."

Friend: "Oh yeah, what a total badass."

by NotYetBeguntoFight July 28, 2011

James Earl Jones

Famous for his deep and authoritative voice, used most famously for impressive roles as leaders like Darth Vader in the Star Wars Trilogy and Mufasa in The Lion King. Is the voice that says "This is CNN" on the network's ads.

Announced the forty-fifth greatest movie villain of all time by Maxim Magazine's "Fifty Greatest Movie Villains of all Time" list for his character of Darth Vader in Star Wars.

His "death" was announced during a live broadcast of an NBA playoff game in April of 1998; the deceased was actually James Earl Ray, convicted assassin of Martin Luther King.

James Earl Jones, I want to jump your bones with this light saber!

by Pittsford Mendon June 30, 2006

keandrian qynzel jones

Keandrian Qynzel Jones AKA KanKan is the greatest rapper to ever do it. his asian colleague “TwoCupTerry” is also pretty cool. all of my n***** we goin to hell🤪

person: “have u heard that new keandrian qynzel jones!”
other person:”yea”

by spongebobs lil cousin March 27, 2022

Dick Cheese Jones

A noun used to describe a person who reeks of dick cheese. Formally created in the Thai culture, the first dick cheese jones was forged by a mystery known as daroni. You can only be born a dick cheese jones.

Also, a synonym for mags.

"Hey! It's me!" - Muhammed
"Shut the fuck up, ya dick cheese jones!" Edward

by lovestoshart January 11, 2012

Bob Jones University

An very conservative Christian university with a very ironic abbreviation.

She's going to BJU next year.

by lynx wings April 22, 2005