Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022

choke an eagle

Did gangster rap make you do it? This phrase defines how you are willing to do something very illegal (or very controversial, or both) for a positive outcome, typically something that is more important than the evil being done.

"I'm raw as a dirty needle, choke an eagle, just to feed all my people."

"Gangster Rap Made Me Do It" - Ice Cube

by J-Thatch March 4, 2022

Green eagle

Another name/term for MDMA(ecstasy)

Do you know anyone that will sell me a green Eagle?

by LUlulululu3456 November 29, 2025

doorbell Eagle

Brian Fortier is gay.

I hit a doorbell eagle which makes Brian gay.

by Bdixie88ent June 11, 2024

Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.

That cancer patient is a bald Eagle!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Eagles

Super Bowl fucking champions 2018. Led by 9 inch long, flaccid cock owner, Nick Foles.

The Eagles are fucking super bowl champs.

by Large Rick May 17, 2018

Golden Eagles

A pay to win currency in the MMO Warthunder that people spend their life savings on.

person 1: I just bought another 10,000 Golden Eagles
person 1's wife: I want a divorce

by Napalm_nugget May 1, 2023