dream rocket

When you open a sleeping persons mouth and shoot your snot rocket into their mouth

I was sleeping and dreaming of space when I got nailed with a dream rocket

by Gotar February 16, 2017

Dream Meme

Memes that are about your thoughts that can be ether sexual, morbid, or just things to make people laugh but mostly people say it becuase they rhyme

I made another dream meme lol

by くぞかわいい June 21, 2016

dream cop

Dream Cop: A cop that exists in your sick fantasized world. His job is to cock block you so you won't jizz all over the bed or give into corruption of the porn you watched last night.

Dream Cop
Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!

by sdnative5901 May 22, 2016

ski dream

The act requires 3 people in a bed sleeping next to each other, and the two people on the outside must be men so the person in the middle can give each men a handjob. The goal is two make the two men on the outside feel like their dreams were about having great sex, but the person in the middle explains their dream was a family vacation skiing in the mountains.

1: "Wow! I just had a dream about having the greatest sex ever!"
2: "No way! I had that same dream too!"
3 "Sounds like fun, but my dream was about that skiing trip I had in the winter."
1&2: "Oh fuck...it was a ski dream."

by bsmoke18 February 3, 2018

Snooze Dream

The dreams you have after you hit the snooze button. These are usually the best dreams.

Snooze Dreams are often ended by the pitiful wail of the alarm clock.

by PhilipLikesHugs February 3, 2017

american dream

To females, the American Dream is the house with the white fence, the kids, the dogs, and the whole shebang.

To males, the American Dream is having a cool $20mil in the bank; allowing him any kind of lifestyle that he craves.

Did you know that Tess married a rich brain surgeon? They live right on the beach in Malibu, and you got to see the blue eyes of her newborn boy. They are living the American dream.

by movazi March 30, 2020

seizure dreaming

the act of sudden jolts and movements while asleep, most likely occurring in a nightmare that your body is trying to wake up from, though it is not an actual seizure

"+ are you okay? what happened last night?"

"- yeah, im fine. i think i was having a seizure dream."

--

"+ what is he doing?"

"- i think he's seizure dreaming. help me wake him up."

by insignificänt September 7, 2020