felicia's dad

Drug dealer and user, cheater and wife abuser, Physical and Psychological

Felicia's dad: I want to use drugs, abuse my wife and cheat with other people

by cassietina April 22, 2017

Tommy Dad

One who does not work; but instead spends hours on Facebook sharing everything, all the while collecting unemployment. Relies on others for vehicles , college tuition, power bills, food for his family, vet bills, Etc.

A tick, parasite or louse.

Don't be a Tommy Dad , get off you ass and go to work!

by c2l2 April 30, 2020

casio dad

a band classic j (j mcclendon) has been working on in 2015 before forming the glass beach band

color bars are beaming through the blacks of your eyes and in the hum of electricity my heart will hear a melody, we've been here before in some distant memory, i don't want to wake up from this dream

person a: my second favourite band, casio dad, sounds a lot like my favourite one, glass beach...
person b: thats because they're made by the same people! the lead singer classic j worked on it before glass beach
person a: really?!? no way!

by billyxjeromeinfinitytrain January 4, 2023

lady dad

A father figure who is a man but has tendencies to do girly activities.

Dad, stop doing the dishes, you lady dad!

by TheBill October 4, 2015

Chad-dad

When your step-dads a cop

When I got pulled over by the police I really hoped it was my Chad-dad.

by Chad dad August 25, 2022

Dad Pat

A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.

"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."

"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."

by LucasWasHere July 24, 2021

Jacob's Dad

A piece of shit no one likes.

"Jacob's Dad is an asshole"

by EINGO November 3, 2019