A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.
Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.
by Kenziel2323 August 02, 2016
by Cheeseburger69 December 09, 2015
1. A fuccboi who hasn't realised his identity yet, but will become a fuccboi as soon as he gets a chance
2. A fuccboi who hides his identity from his close friends in order to get close to their friends and perform fuccboikery on them.
3. Somebody who orders iced chocolate at Starbucks, which makes him seem sweet and nice but he will use this fact to get innocent sweet-toothed girls
2. A fuccboi who hides his identity from his close friends in order to get close to their friends and perform fuccboikery on them.
3. Somebody who orders iced chocolate at Starbucks, which makes him seem sweet and nice but he will use this fact to get innocent sweet-toothed girls
Riva: "Toby, I have a friend who'd be the perfect girl for you."
Simon: "Me too, me too!"
Riva: "No. Simon is very attractive but he's a closet fuccboi."
Simon: "I am not a closet fuccboi!!"
Riva: "Well, your Starbucks order says otherwise."
Simon: "Me too, me too!"
Riva: "No. Simon is very attractive but he's a closet fuccboi."
Simon: "I am not a closet fuccboi!!"
Riva: "Well, your Starbucks order says otherwise."
by lovehandle00 November 24, 2018
by FruitSnacks2 September 06, 2021
1. People who pretend they are arty and authentic but are actually basic. 2. People who have no individual sense of style, but merely copy from more artistic people , I.e. authentic artists.
“Wow, look at those new Doc Martens she has”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”
by Brooklyn Paulie December 13, 2023
(noun)
1 a : a relationship in which partners
grant permission to borrow contents of
one another's "closets" (i.e., clothing,
jewelry, assorted accessories)
: specific items may be off-limits
depending on the terms of each
individual relationship
b : open access to one another's fashion
items: closet contents
1 a : a relationship in which partners
grant permission to borrow contents of
one another's "closets" (i.e., clothing,
jewelry, assorted accessories)
: specific items may be off-limits
depending on the terms of each
individual relationship
b : open access to one another's fashion
items: closet contents
//Eryn said I could borrow anything, but Jackie and I only wear each other's jewelry in our open closet relationship.
// I've been wearing Pieper's necklace for three months and I trusted her with my favorite dress last week. Gotta love an open closet relationship!
// My outfit possibilities are boundless now that I'm in several open closet relationships with friends!!!
// I've been wearing Pieper's necklace for three months and I trusted her with my favorite dress last week. Gotta love an open closet relationship!
// My outfit possibilities are boundless now that I'm in several open closet relationships with friends!!!
by peggle peege December 04, 2020
A guy who has the perfect genes to be a chad, yet embraces the lifestyle of an otaku. They're the guys that go to con ripped in cosplay, the ones that somehow hold relationships despite playing video games for twelve hours a day, and make you look like a failure at being a failure.
"I thought con was just for neets and degenerates then I saw the guy in the All Might cosplay."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."
by karminova April 05, 2018