Anu's Touch

Anu's Touch, stylized as Anustouch, is a permanently closed South Indian restaurant in Boobston, NJ that served what some consider them most innovative Indian dish of the 20th century: dehydrated miniature starfish in a brown curry glaze, garnished with corn. It is said to have tasted primarily of rancid vegetable oil. Other restaurants have attempted to reproduce the dish over the years, but none have succeeded in replicating the secret sauce—anu's touch. The founder, Jaggerwal Fatwinder, now long dead, claimed to have dreamt up the dish while under anaesthesia during the removal of a fat deposit in his forearm.

Bro, wanna do anu's touch tonight?
Thought ya'd never ask!

by trilliam turdsworth May 8, 2023

Anus

A way to call your father.

An insult mainly to people who are an anus.
Can also be a name.

Dad, you are an Anus.
Anus!
I would like two cheese pizza Anus.

by Son of an Anus August 30, 2022

Anus Sausage

An Anus Sausage is when someone has a droopy anus, that of pink sock. The part on the anus that falls out when being butt-fucked too much.

Look at that man's anus! It looks like a big pink anus sausage is coming out of it!

by theoneandonlyoriginalbitch!FU June 17, 2012

Chemical anus

The taste in your mouth when eating citrus immediately after drinking milk.

GD man, my mouth tastes like chemical anus.

by LBJPebs February 24, 2025

Anu

Papel blanco

Anu yg l tsav tsagaan tsaas shig ym.

by papel blanco November 21, 2021

BIG OL ANUS

FUCK THE ANUS

Person: BIG OL ANUS

by Theunknownrandomguy June 20, 2019

Anus volcanus

Diarrhea that burns

Do you want to go to taco bell? queried bill
No thanks it gives me anus volcanus. Replied dave

by Boobis May 29, 2025