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polish date

A Polish date is when you meet a trash slut online that you want to fuck cause you're horny, but you don't want other people to know about it, because she's so gross. You roll over to her house (has to be her house) with a bottle of cheap vodka, so that you barely even remember the whole thing, except getting your nut off.
Hey did you hear that Jim Wisniewski took your sister out for a polish date?
by James Wisniewski August 29, 2006
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e-dating

Cringey cunts who date online due to them failing in life, being 10 years old or being just genuinely sad people. Usually a virgin or never had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Person #1 (Xeodus) : Did you know Levice & ISayRawrXD are e-dating? How cute, we should all be accepting of eachother
Person #2 (Normal People) : Die
by idkwym February 14, 2017
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date nape

when you're on a date and you're about to kiss and the person puts their hand behind your neck
Girl #1: So, did you and that guy kiss on your date?

Girl #2: yeah...

Girl #1: what was it like?

Girl #2: he totally date naped me
by hey there noobs May 18, 2010
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straight date

When two straight guys or girls are hanging out
I'm going on a STRAIGHT DATE with my friend Bruce.
by Wafflefacer December 30, 2011
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fake date

When two people agree to say they are dating, to avoid being targeted by thotties Jerks and/or Bollins
Let's fake date, we'll get off the thotty radar.
by Bigboobedprobz March 2, 2014
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Text Date

a guy goin out on date with his girl but they at home texting while the guy comes up with the places and situation
boy:hey wat u doin?
girl:nuthin just bored
boy:me 2 lets have a Text Date girl:sure y not

after the date

girl:i had a fun nite on da phone
guy:my pleasure
by REDBIRD7 May 13, 2010
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serial dating

Talking to or dating other people while already talking to or dating someone.

It is usually found on dating sites, where one person starts casually dating another, but is also still flirting/casually dating with other people on the site.
Amanda: I started talking to this guy on this site and we went out last night and had fun.
Caroline: Nice! I am so happy for you.
Amanda: Yeah... but I saw him on the site again. He is probably still talking to other women.
Caroline: Ugh, he is a serial dater. I hate them.

John: I met this girl on this site and we went out last night. It was fun.
Kyle: Nice man. Are you going to see her again?
John: Yeah. When she is free we will go out again.
Kyle: Is it serious? Do you think it will get serious?
John: Maybe, but I am not going to put everything I have on one stock. I am still going to see other women on the side just in case.
Kyle: Good idea. Nothing wrong with serial dating.
John: Yeah man. I have to keep my options open.
by Serial dater January 27, 2014
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