Sucking dick and taking names

Sucking dick and taking names is a saying in which you suck someone’s dick and write it down for further viewing. This name could then be used to say you sucked their dick.

Michael- “yo where’s Joey at?”
Arben- “idk, sucking dick and taking names I assume.”

Joey- “I’m suckin dick and taking names!”

by Jack dancer February 16, 2022

Taking a Blank

The situation in which you need to take a crap and you add someones name in place of "Blank". ( use only for people who you consider pieces of shit. )

" Ahh man i think its time for me to go 'Take a ___' "

"I wonder when hes gonna be done 'Taking a Blank'
and who hes gonna name it after?"

by ScytheEagle January 12, 2010

left hand typing

When you've just finished masturbating, but someone messages you on the computer and you have to respond. You have to type the message with solely your left hand.

Dude, so I was masturbating last night, and then I got a message from Susan! I started left hand typing, and before I knew it we were hours into a conversation and I hadn't even washed up!

by Eattheirdead May 6, 2011

Taking Back Sunday

Eh..Greatness...

...Eh, ::crys:: Emo-ness

by Corie July 7, 2003

kicking ass and taking names

It means holding people accountable for there actions in an organization.

I am going to start kicking ass and taking names if the design is not ready on schedule.

by semimurphy January 1, 2017

Taking it up the ass

to take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack an understanding of sarcasm


butt hurta total myra

Dude! I was joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?

by Jonathan Harris May 13, 2005

taking care of buisness

the process of smoking marijuana until one becomes stoned.

Me and billy just got off a long hard day at the office, so we began taking care of buisness and forgot all about the day.

by thaxtonian August 27, 2005