Kia take

A take that is wrong (usually recited by a female) and cannot be argued with as the other person has a strong stubbornness trait.

Wow did you really just say that? That's a kia take.

by Cman_muncher69xx June 17, 2023

teddy take

a take/opinion that is atrociously awful but said with 100% confidence

Your opinion on the film Whiplash is a teddy take.

by david_2 March 15, 2023

To take a cleveland

To take a shit.

Be right back. I have to take a cleveland.

by Shplups April 4, 2023

Taking the L

Putting an L on your head using your hand and dancing from side to side, popularized by an emote in the game Fortnite. It's a good way to show that you have no friends.

Person 1: *does the L*
Person 2: Why are you Taking the L? *walks away* *one friend lost*

by marioisthebest June 30, 2022

double take

When you're passing someone and make eye contact then look away and look back with the most fucked up face possible.

"Oh shit dude look at this chick. Let's double take her."

by myt October 12, 2014

Take a Lap

What you tell someone to do when they think they're hot shit.

When some twat is showing off: "Easyy hero, go take a lap."

by An Ex-PuckFuckAndChuck April 24, 2009

take it deep

what half of shadow mountain does on friday/saturday night

Ms A: Todd, move up here, now!
Me: WTH? Take it deep
Jamoo: pretty much...

by pretty much? April 13, 2006