The silver metal "sweeper" shaped in the form of a razor fish shell. In a fancy restaurant, the waiter will use this to pick up crumbs between courses.
Waiter pulls out the table zamboni.
Customer: "What the hell is that thing?"
Waiter: "It's a table zamboni."
Customer: "What the hell is that thing?"
Waiter: "It's a table zamboni."
by Hannahcupcake November 22, 2009
Get the Table Zamboni mug.A device that is able to consume a cock and/or envelop a cock. Normally used for masturbation or intense homoerotic intercourse.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
Get the cock table mug.When you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don't want other people in the area to hear what you're saying.
My girlfriend and I were out to dinner and we started table texting about the stupid people sitting next to us.
by osco50 August 1, 2008
Get the table texting mug.Table is another word for disabled. This definition comes from the Howard Stern show when Crackhead Bob is talking about leaving the state. He says "I'm disabled" and Howard thinks he said, "I'm a table".
"Don't smoke crack, I did, and I'm a table."
by laura24ld January 14, 2008
Get the table mug.Slang for table tennis. Originating from Halifax post-16 common rooms where table tennis is a King among sports.
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they roam the halls of whitney and wreak havok
can be seen cursing others in their native tongue.
they roam the halls of whitney and wreak havok
can be seen cursing others in their native tongue.
by wah! August 18, 2004
Get the tabes mug.Designing a dining table (for a dinner party) with useless, cheap and tacky knicknacks, usually with some kind of lame-assed theme. And usually they are nowhere as inexpensive as she likes to claim. Allegedly created by Food Network hack Sandra "Semi-Homemade" Lee.
Sandra: Tarqueesha, since you are my black friend, and I am making dinner in your honor in celebration of Black History Month, I've made for you the MOST AWESOME tablescape that you are going to llllllove! I've placed "Colored" and "White" stickers to each chair in tribute of the dark days of Jim Crow and I got all black flatware from the dollar store. My chandelier has hanging ropes I got from a friend whose parents were in the KKK, to honor those who were lynched for the cause, my sister. AND I've put my flowers into empty malt liquor bottles. Just for you, sweetie.
Tarqueesha: Bitch, your white ass is whacked. Don't make me punch you. Fuck you and your lame semi-homemade ass. (Tarqueesha then punches Sandra in the face and knocks her semi-homemade ass OUT. Word.)
Tarqueesha: Bitch, your white ass is whacked. Don't make me punch you. Fuck you and your lame semi-homemade ass. (Tarqueesha then punches Sandra in the face and knocks her semi-homemade ass OUT. Word.)
by Mixed Race Kid April 19, 2008
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