one-eyed snake

A phallic object. Can vary from 2" to 12"

Joel: Hey Jacky, what did you do this weekend?
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.

by gwo August 23, 2005

snakepit

Slash's band after GnR just as good mayby even better.

axl rose is a prick

by mouth for war February 18, 2004

poop snake

Squeezed fresh from the penis of a fudge packer, this effluent is part shit, part semen and is wrung out of said packers' urethra.

that douchebag wrung out his poop snake in front of us and it looked like a huge blackhead squeezed off of some kids forehead

by codyallen January 29, 2009

Tube Snake

SLANG~ Surfboard

It is also the name of a ZZ-Top song, "tube snake boogie"

Alfonso: Check those waves dude; you bring the tube snake?
Riccardo: It's called a SURFBOARD you moron

zz top~
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.

by g-diggity August 31, 2008

snake pit

When a girl has two or more dicks in her at once

...dude your girl friend sure does like dick. Yeah she's a regular snake pit.

by Mr. Trout March 8, 2004

Indian Snake Charmer

The act of placing a fitted tube around your own penis for ones pleasure and watching the sperm travel up into your mouth while holding the tube like a flute and performing swaying motions like your taming your King Cobra.

Kumar: Did you hear what Harddick did last night?

Dilip: No, what on earth did he do this time?

Kumar: he extracted the venom out of his king cobra!

Dilip: Ew he performed the Indian Snake Charmer, what the fuck thats fucking gundu!

Kumar: yeah I know what a benchod.

by Cumonmykeyboard4life March 29, 2010

one eyed milk snake

Male genetalia, a purple headed yogurt slinger, cock, jimmy, 3rd leg

Question: What is the most dangerous snake on the planet?
Answer: (At wich time you unleash it and flap it about) and reply in great enthusiasm the one eyed milk snake

by General C. September 30, 2006