strawberry-kiwi

this is so corny but i wanted to do something unique and romantic ig SO DONT LAUGH AT ME FOR IT will you be my girlfriend and let me hit? 😜

zena: im going to bash him on the head with a brick

aidan: sounds hot when are we doing it 😭

Strawberry-kiwi

by allegedmanwhore November 17, 2023

South Sudan Strawberry Yogurt

When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.

Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?

by seachips January 11, 2025

Strawberry shake

The strawberry shake is when you are eating a girl out while she's on her period and you drink her blood and cumm at the same time.

I gave my girl a strawberry shake last night

by UHAVETINYPENISS February 21, 2021

Strawberry

The act of choking one's ballsack turning them a vibrant shade of red.

I stamped my girl on the forehead with my strawberry.

by cockeyedgoat August 11, 2017

Strawberry oatmeal

Whilst eating pussy you suddenly realize she has her period resulting in throwing up in the pussy and then going in for round 2

Dude, I had the best strawberry oatmeal last night...

by Trapfit January 15, 2016

strawberry couch

a fucking masterpiece. the dream of every cutecore mf like me. 🎀🦴🍮🐾

person 1: omg i want the strawberry couch
person 2: oh so you like cutecore?

by wonie- February 14, 2023

Strawberry Jammin'

The act of being in the way of something or someone. I.e blocking the path way.

Example of Strawberry Jammin'

Being in a shop isle and having someone standing right in front of you, they see you, but they just stand there and will not move to let you pass.

by SazzySuzzane November 8, 2016