Simon

Slm0n h@s BlGger Pee Pee than aliza

#Fuckaliza # freeshrumurda Simon is big boy

by Semon the great June 9, 2018

simon

A company that makes bad quality toys.

Mattel is a simon company.
Is Mattel a simon?

by Leon Messerelli June 14, 2018

simoneaux

Some one with the name simoneaux is a strong independent person and is full of creativity and reliability.

I wish my friend was more like a simoneaux

by yeppkwnkjbsdcvhfbjnswkmlwcmcnc July 27, 2018

Siamon

a thing you can do with your hand if you put your middle finger on top of your first finger and then put your thumb below your your first finger. it looks like a duck now. but it’s not a duck. it’s a SIAMON. you have now made a living creature that lives in a society with other siamons that are all named based off of the time the species first existed. for example: a random siamon would be named something like siamon #3,98,764,82 because he is in fact the three billionth ninety eight millionth seven hundred and sixty four thousandth and eighty second siamon ever born. i’m not quite sure how they had kept track of the species since it was first created, but who cares about logic amirite up top

Person 1: who is the hottest female celebrity in america
Person 2: siamon #3,98,764,62
Person 1: wow I would have said the exact same thing. she is hot af

by 👵 August 7, 2018

Simon

2 WORDS... BIG DICK

Hi, you seem like a Simon by the size it is

by Your cousin, dickhead a.k.a ri August 10, 2018

Simon't

A person who's official name may be Simon, but in fact he doesn't act like one.

Person 1: "Is this Simon over there?"
Person2: "Nope, thats just Simon't"

by Simon't't August 31, 2018

Simon

Machine Destroyer

Simon destroyed all the machines of the ETSE

by Dalinar Kholin September 25, 2018