I can't wait to go to school, where I will be mentally exhausted for 8 hours a day, as well as an additional burning of the midnight oil to study and do homework, for 18 years straight! I'm so excited!
by ImBoredSoHelpMe July 10, 2017
Get the School mug.Some people need it, some do not. For those who need it is simply annoying, but will end up helping you in the end. Yet, for those who do not it is simply living hell for 14 years of your life minimum.
by Some Random Guy Liking Dick July 10, 2017
Get the School mug.School is a prison-like place where depressed adults talk into your ear about a certain subject expecting you to know the exact details of everything. From class the the cafeteria, another hell hole where they feed you pig waste with spaghetti hoops. Then you have the pushy a-holes who toss ypu manically around the dam hallways because you enjoy something that isn't chav.
"Chav is an old word." Says everybody
Shut up.
Anyway, after suffering and struggling to cope with torturing and brain-washing, droning and mumbling voice of a failure, you can go home and have some fun and gam- Nope, instead you can sit at the table and have an all-nighter trying to figure out the answer to an unbelievably stupid equation that you'll probably forget in 5 minutes.
Welcome to the next 14 years of your life!
"Chav is an old word." Says everybody
Shut up.
Anyway, after suffering and struggling to cope with torturing and brain-washing, droning and mumbling voice of a failure, you can go home and have some fun and gam- Nope, instead you can sit at the table and have an all-nighter trying to figure out the answer to an unbelievably stupid equation that you'll probably forget in 5 minutes.
Welcome to the next 14 years of your life!
Douche: Sir, please may I have a hall pass?
Mr Slamdatbooty: What for Jimothy?
Douche: I need to take a whiz.
Mr Slamdatbooty: Wait until lunch.
Douche: There is 3 periods until lunch though.
Mr Slamthatbooty: JIMOTHY HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU MUST MASSAGE MY FEET AND WRITE OUT THE ENTIRE ROMEO AND JULIET SCRIOT IN PERFECT CONDITION, THE SCHOOL IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHAME, SHAAAAME.
Mr Slamdatbooty: What for Jimothy?
Douche: I need to take a whiz.
Mr Slamdatbooty: Wait until lunch.
Douche: There is 3 periods until lunch though.
Mr Slamthatbooty: JIMOTHY HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU MUST MASSAGE MY FEET AND WRITE OUT THE ENTIRE ROMEO AND JULIET SCRIOT IN PERFECT CONDITION, THE SCHOOL IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHAME, SHAAAAME.
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Get the School mug.An organization set up by a country's government with the intent of turning the snotty-nosed little brats of today into the ever reliable tax payers of tomorrow.
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Get the school mug.A prison that kids are forced to go to for 11-12 years. You do useless work and learn things that you will never need to know in life. School days are incredibly long, some lasting 8 hours.
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