Good Catch, Tight Snatch

A respectable woman with a career, morals, manners and a fanny that grips like a vice.

I'm from an area where the women have four kids and they're all to 4 different fathers. All on benefits and their diet consits of McDonald's, Greggs or a blow job in a car park and its pointless shagging her because she has a fanny like a badly packed kebab.6
This lady I met runs her own business and has a snatch that's tighter than a worms belt..... In other words; she's a Good Catch, Tight Snatch

by BuckT February 22, 2022

Jawing Victory from the Snatch of Defeat

A male oriented phrase describing a heterosexual male performing cunnilingus, or other sexual acts, on a lesbian. Snatch being slang for vagina. It comes from the popular phrase "Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat." which is to succeed under unlikely circumstances.

Mike really was jawing victory from the snatch of defeat when he fucked that lesbian the other night. Who saw that coming?

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell September 16, 2014

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the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

is simply destruction

Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

Snatch

A hairy muff/ vagina

She had such a hairy snatch

by ShadowedWolfie April 17, 2017

Rach with da snatch

A girl who does an “oink oink”

When she laughs she’s a rach with da snatch

by dyevki May 10, 2018

venus fly snatch

A vegetarian succubus woman who seduces a man into having sex with her before telling him that she has a viral STD called gonoherpasyphilaids so that he's trapped with her until he dies a slow and painful death.

The venus fly snatch devoured her prey and laughed as he suffered.

by DMTripper March 19, 2018

sasquatch snatch

noun - When her vagina looks like Cousin It.

guy one "Dude. That chick is so fucking hot! I'd tap that."

guy two "Man, she may have a rockin' bod and alot of sex appeal, but she's got that sasquatch snatch!"

guy one "Shit!!!"

by TheCheesecakeGuru June 14, 2012