i Process Too Cinematically

I Process Too Cinematically

I Process Too Cinematically

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Cinderella Process

The moment you’re done with your professional life and transition to your personal life.

You wake up and know you need to go to work and you need to shower. You’ll take about 10-15mins & another 5mins to be completely ready. When you’re done with work & head home. When you shower after work it’ll take from 30-45mins & 10-15mins to be completely ready.

“”Damnn!! He’s taking a long time to shower & get ready!!?” “Dude!! He literally just got out from work! He’s on his Cinderella Process, but you know he’ll come thru at the end!!”

by Wjortiz March 27, 2025

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I Process Too Stereroscopically Too Process I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Due Process

Due process is a fundamental right that ensures everyone, regardless of citizenship or legal status, is given notice of accusations and an opportunity to defend themselves before the government takes action.

Trump does not understand this concept because he is a moron and doesn't care about the Constitution. He is unfit to be a president.

(ICE detained a sickly mother who is undocumented and accuses her drug trafficking 12 years ago)

Mother: this is a mistake. I never sold drugs.
ICE: (with a mischievous grin) a trusted confidant told us everything. You are on a 5am flight to El Salvador tomorrow morning.
Mother: this is a mistake! Let me talk to a lawyer.
ICE: Criminal aliens don't get lawyers. HAHAHA

(Mother is deported the next morning. Later that afternoon in a federal court)

Federal Judge: This is preposterous!!! You snatched her from the street and just shipped her out the next morning like cattle! Did you give her a notice beforehand? Did you give her an opportunity to defend?? Where was her due process?

Trump: (yawn) it was an administrative error. It is what it is.

by ThePunisher312 April 27, 2025

The Dehornitization Process

The mental state a male encounters after finishing sexual acts into a woman he doesn't love. This can last anywhere from 1 minute to 17 years.

Sounds like The Dehornitization Process to me Gary

by Gary_gary May 10, 2011

language auditory processing disorder

45 second rule.

* Person A - i have "language auditory processing disorder.."

* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)

* person A - .............................................yeah!"

by littlejellies September 22, 2011

Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.

What are you doing? Doing the human food processor

by Golden asian December 19, 2014