Poop a Loop

When you shit yourself while upside down in a plane.

That loop de loop turned into a poop a loop!

by PoopALooper January 11, 2012

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Poop Toot

The toots that come out right before you take a big poop. Usually extra stinky, a warning sign of what's to come.

Oh my God guys, my toot smells so bad! I think it was a poop toot! I'm gonna go sit on the toilet...

by pooptootsrock August 15, 2018

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Poop Cheese

A word to express frustration in place of swearing.

Ah! Poop Cheese I forgot to do the laundry

by Carp00l May 24, 2018

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Specifically, it's a tip left on the closed lid of your hotel room toilet that you have thoroughly clogged and left for the maid to clean up. In a broader usage, it's appropriate to use the term to describe any tip given to someone dealing with the dirty, smelly aftermath of your poop.

"I took such a big shit in my hotel room this morning I clogged the toilet and had to leave a poop tip for the maid." (Specific usage)

"The room service guy showed up right after I took a monster shit. The room smelled so bad I gave him a little bit extra as a poop tip just for walking in." (Broader usage)

by Cous Cous June 7, 2009

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Altitude Poop

The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.

Hey man I just took an Altitude Poop and the water splashed like a foot in the air

by Hbaked28 April 26, 2007

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Royal Poop

When trumpeting farts precedes the arrival of a bowel movement as in a royal procession.

friend: that was a lot of noise and fanfare in the bathroom.
you: yeah, i had a royal poop.
friend: what?!
you: i made a huge fart which sounded like trumpets announcing the arrival of my royal poop. HAHA!
friend: oh, sorry i asked >.<

by tripleneo January 23, 2013

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