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Lexington Table Tennis Massacre

In a stunning upset at the 2025 Lexington Table Tennis Amateur Finals, underdog Devin shocked the crowd and toppled reigning champion Blake, handing the favorite his first and only loss of the season to finish with a 27–1 record. Known more for his erratic play than consistency, Devin brought relentless intensity and razor-sharp focus to dismantle Blake’s trademark defensive strategy, winning 27 games in a dramaticbbeat-down fashion. Each blistering rally and improbable return chipped away at Blake’s composure, turning what was expected to be a routine coronation into a gritty, unforgettable battle. The tournament ended not with the underdog’s defeat, but with the downfall of a near-perfect titan—and the rise of a new champion forged in chaos.
Did you hear about the Lexington Table Tennis Massacre of 2025?

I did! But I also heard Blake paid stupid money to get the footage and results scrubbed from the internet.
by dadboddev June 2, 2025
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Table Licker

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.
You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.
by HERX44 November 27, 2020
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toxic table

A group of girls that you should NOT mess with EVER
by milson jim’s dog July 2, 2020
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Table

An object

Amount of money (millions)
Get on the table

I stole 9 tables worth of cash from Angela, she needs to stop sleeping in monopoly go
by Koreey☠️🤙 September 24, 2023
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table salt

used as an insult to people who wanna be popular
Jazmine is such a pick me, she’s trying to be pepper but she’s more like table salt”
by A level December 20, 2023
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Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.
Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.
by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021
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Table 11

The coolest lunch table You will ever see. The nicest people. Funniest jokes.everyone is friends
I wish I sat at table 11
Me too
by Dancergirl021606 May 13, 2018
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