night wood

morning wood...but it’s at night.

Samantha: *enters the room*

Me: damn I gotta hide this night wood

by diabettt April 28, 2021

Bate Night

The same as a date night without getting laid at the end.

After eating 2 lbs of chicken fingers for dinner, Harry was too tired to bang his wife, but he still masturbated in bed beside her. It was just another bate night.

by JustanOKgolfer August 08, 2020

mommy night

A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.

The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver

by tarajco4 May 10, 2014

night agent

*Telephone rings*hey chicken farm house

*Night Agent* yes sir police are on there way

chicken farm house is *code* for the Night Agent

by sombodycrazy April 17, 2023

Laddie of the night

Male prostitute.

Play on 'lady of the night'.

Guy: You manwhore.
Guy 2: I prefer to be called a "laddie of the night".

by theseheights January 22, 2011

Nintendo Night

The name of a social event involving a Ninetendo console. Its most common usage is as a replacement for 'Switch Night' when event organisers discover the meaning on Urban Dictionary.

Gage: Hey Bro, want to come over for a Nintendo Night?
Dan: Nah man, I'm already doing a Switch Night with my Mrs.

by kwae October 18, 2019

Night Beach

Going to the beach at night to more than likely have sex with a person of the opposite sex.

Lloyd: "Im Going to Night Beach"

Leon: "congrats your about to get laid"

by Clean Blind Blunt July 25, 2018